Eat the Damn Doughnut

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That Person Who Won't Eat

Don’t complain; eat the damn doughnut

That Person is the one who feels guilty for indulging. The one who knows how many calories are in the doughnut, down to the last sprinkle. The one who stresses over the tiniest bit of pudge.

Don’t suck the joy out of eating marvelous dessert. Eat the damn doughnut.