These are the sales adults wait for
When you have to pay for your own tuna in a country where it’s pricier than you’re used to, finding a sale like this is like striking gold. GOLD.
Adventures in London Part 2
Tag: food
A girlfriend wears a polygraph
Liar liar pants on fire
I can’t make up my mind if this comic is about white lies and polygraphs, or food.
Deus Ex: A Serious Love of Cereal
Cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
With plenty of cereal snacks in-between to keep you going.
Cerea-sly, this protagonist loves cereal.
When you’re not normally a beer drinker, and have to drink beer
How rude
When beer is not your go-to drink and you suddenly have to drink it, it can be a mission to find one that you like. Look for the ‘least offensive beer’ on the menu and you should be alright. Unless you’re sensitive.
Smashed Avocado Caused The Housing Crisis
Dastardly Avocado…this is your fault!
There’s a big stink at the moment because many people in Auckland, New Zealand cannot afford to buy a house. This is because the average house price is $1 million.
NZ Herald, our national rag, thinks it knows the real reason why people can’t afford a house. It’s because we spend too much on smashed avocado and flat white breakfasts at cafes on the weekend. In a flash of original reporting, the Herald decided to jump on Australia’s ‘Avo-Gate’ bandwagon and point the same finger at NZ Millenials (see the original article here – it’s so much funnier than what the Herald wrote).
So, maybe if we, like, cut it down to, like, one flat white and shared a plate of smashed avo on toast, we’d totally be able to afford that $700,000 house in Glenfield that used to be a P-lab.
Hobbits and Crossfit Athletes are much alike
Don’t come between a Crossfit Hobbit and his food
…Or any athlete for that matter.
The Valentine’s Day Plan
Your tum says thank you
Valentine’s Day! A day to celebrate all the discount chocolate! If you don’t have a partner or significant other, don’t be sad, you have 50% off heart-shaped chocolates and absolutely no obligation to share them with anyone.
Valentine’s Day isn’t just about chocolate and candy, though. It actually stems from a Christian liturgical feast day celebrating several Saints called Valentine (or Valentinus) from the 2nd century AD. As per the path to sainthood in those days, these Valentines were executed for carrying out their priestly duties. There isn’t much more detail than that, that’s not attributed to legend.
New Unit of Measurement
Pizza is a new unit of measurement
Today you run 3 slices of pizza. Tomorrow you walk a cupcake. This is a new unit of measurement for running that is a simpler alternative to calorie tracking.
I’m not saying I’m right, but I’m right.
Always Cake
Cake at all times of the day
There’s never a wrong time to eat cake. Hungry? Eat cake. Bored? Eat cake. Have cake? Eat cake.
Don’t Stop Until You Reach Your Goals
Reach your goals…
Whether it’s fitness or pizza. Mostly pizza. Entirely pizza.